I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I'm really busy with my period
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