I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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