My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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