school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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