Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
