He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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