he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
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ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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