Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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