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(614): View more from Ohio

I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.

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(512): View more from Texas

Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.

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(850): View more from Florida

the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock

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