I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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