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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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