Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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