He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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