Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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