I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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