yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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