Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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