Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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