I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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