You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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