Where is the hickey?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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