It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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