Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He? As in you personified your dick?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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