I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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