What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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