I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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