just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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