It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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