im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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