I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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