"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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