Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Pappa wants mamma naked
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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