IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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