We won't sleep together?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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