I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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