oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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