are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
