How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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