i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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