Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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