My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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