That's intense
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
