with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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