Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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