No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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