if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
being pregnant is like rehab
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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