he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
