it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize