He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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