i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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