birth control should be required to get into college
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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