? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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