i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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