Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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