you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Shame - the story of my life.
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