I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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