Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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