So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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