His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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