is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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